(via heybrittneyy & ginaunfiltered)
is that what you had said?
(via chaoticsheila)
I didn’t even know Swedish proverbs existed. I thought the Chinese ran the gamut on proverbs.
The Perks of Living in Massachusetts: Taxes
1. State income taxes. Totally forgot about those.
2. Having to declare your “untaxed income”. Meaning, the money I earn from hustling, drug trafficking and selling my body?
3. Ridiculous taxes on cigarettes… but having universal health care.
(216): ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
yo that sucks
You know that’s going to be us getting ready for the MCAT and LSAT in a few months.
Whenever I see a random spot on my body my initial reaction is "Oh my god, do I have Kaposi's Sarcoma?!"
Any other gays worry about this?
Me: Tom, you wanna smoke me out?
Tom: Nah, man.
Me: Then can I do your make up?
Tom: Nah, chill with that.
